PSA: Don't Give Your Kids Weird Names

Today's Public Service Announcement is brought to you by two teachers who are tired of seeing unfortunate children with stupid names.

Check this out: Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing

If Skippy could talk, he'd tell you that Skippy is a good name for a cat, but not a child.

Seriously, people, stop naming your kids things that sound like venereal diseases, applicances, and other inappropriate things. There is nothing wrong with not being the only Matthew or Katie in your class. It is cruel to name your child something with an odd spelling, too trendy, or hard to pronounce. I'm talking from experience here.

That's why our lil jokers have normal names...