Weird things we find ourselves saying

1. "That's not how you sit on a toilet." - said to Jamie by Sandi as the child perched on the throne with an oddly casual stance.

2. "Do you want to be like Skippy and squat in the litterbox?" - said to Jamie by Chris not long after he left a few fecal fragments in the tub.

If Skippy could talk, I have a feeling he'd tell Jamie to stay out of his litterbox because it sees enough action between him and Molly already.